I have a short story due tomorrow. I, of course, haven’t even begun to re-write it, because well it doesn’t need to be done all the way until tomorrow at 7:30. For this workshop, I’m…
Date Archives February 2007
Years of prayers, finally answered
For the past four or so years I have been complaining bitterly about the pink greenbag Starburst jellybeans that taste like dishsoap. It was a flavor abomination akin to the Lemon-scented Pledge flavored yellow Starburst….
The Google of the sexes: Crackpot Theory #48
I don’t even know how it came up last week at class, but for some reason Kelly, Jags, and I got to talking about boys and Google. This allowed me to espouse Crackpot Theory #48:…
KAPOW! Bookclub Bitches strike again
powered by ODEO In this episode of Bookclub Bitches, FFJ and I read Hush, Vol. 1 & Vol. 2, a Batman graphic novel. Lucky for you, I don’t think I mention my vagina once. However,…
On music geekery, public nudity, and being a poser
All my life I’ve wanted to be a music geek. I try really hard, but just the fact that I have to try at all means I’m totally not a music geek. I don’t let…
Sudden heat wave blasts Minneapolis
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Twin Citians were surprised last night when a sudden tropical heat wave left residents springing from their beds to see what was the matter. Residents from as far away as Hopkins flew…