Marry boff kill

The rage emanating from my eyes could temporarily incapacitate a man at 20 paces, any closer and death. It’s a cranky, crabby, highly annoyed day in the land of the Supergenius. Chances are if you can’t find the right combination of magical spells to placate me, I will eat your face. You have been warned.

So far what is proving mildly successful is playing Marry, Boff, Kill with Al and Seamus.

This is a game Seamus saw on some TV show and has been making us play all morning. Basically you point to someone say “marry boff kill” and then list three people. So far we have made Seamus marry, boff, or kill Hilary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and Condee Rice; Marcia, Jan, and Cindy; Mary Ann, Ginger, and Mrs. Thurston Howell III; Wilma, Betty, and Jane Jetson; and a bunch of people you wouldn’t know.

He just gave me the ultimate MBK combination: Superman, Batman, and Spiderman. I married Supes, boffed Batman, and killed Spidey. It was not an easy decision.

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  1. Wendy 12.Feb.07 at 5:16 pm

    Marry boff kill made me laugh for hours upon hours after seeing it on that there TV show Seamus saw it on.

    Also, I said the word Seamus more times this weekend that I did in my entire life, but it wouldn’t really make sense as to why I said it if you weren’t there, which you weren’t, so yeah.

  2. Placemat 12.Feb.07 at 5:21 pm

    MBK-Danny Tanner, Joey Gladston & Uncle Jessie?

  3. Jodi 12.Feb.07 at 7:19 pm

    Easy peasy!
    Marry: Uncle Jesse
    Boff: Danny Tanner
    Kill: Joey Gladstone

  4. UH 12.Feb.07 at 8:54 pm

    Huh. I would’ve thought Jesse was the boffing kind, and you’d marry Danny.

    I think everyone can agree with killing Joey, though. Yeah, definitely.

  5. Holtz 12.Feb.07 at 11:38 pm

    Ok Jodi, how about Jim Walsh, Paul Westerberg, Mike Doughty.

  6. Charles 13.Feb.07 at 8:01 am

    pffft. That’s crazy.

  7. Jodi 13.Feb.07 at 11:15 am

    I have been wrestling with this issue all morning. I don’t know if I can do it. I am so weak. And I am ashamed to admit my first instinct was to off Westie. I KNOW. It shocked me too. I mean come on, how much would that make me cry?

    My logic was that I don’t want to marry and/or boff Westerberg. However, I would marry and/or boff both Doughty and Walsh.

    What’s a girl to do?

  8. RJ 13.Feb.07 at 12:12 pm

    If “marry” could mean spend an evening in a bar with, and “boff” could mean spend an afternoon at a Twins game with, and “Mike Doughty” could mean Lucinda Williams, then I’d… marry Walsh, boff PW and kill Doughty.

  9. Placemat 13.Feb.07 at 3:41 pm

    Wow, Holtz with an evil one.

    MBK-Rob Gorden, Lloyd Dobler, Lane Meyer?

  10. Jodi 13.Feb.07 at 8:54 pm

    Marry Rob
    Boff Lane
    Kill Lloyd (he’d never want anyone except for Diane + can’t hold a job)

  11. Charles 13.Feb.07 at 9:54 pm

    OMG! – just watched Lloyd tonight. It’s been a decade AT LEAST!

    Ione. Super nice hip/waist combo.

    Fantasizing about offing W.berg?

    WTF indeed.

  12. Jodi 13.Feb.07 at 10:15 pm

    It wasn’t a fantasy! It was immediate gut instinct based solely on my desire to not ever have sex with Westerberg.

    Okay Mr. Men: Neko Case, Liz Phair, and Chan Marshall.

  13. Charles 14.Feb.07 at 8:26 am


    F: Chan
    M: Neko
    K: Liz

    and thanks for inspiring such…um…thoughts.

    This is fun.

  14. Jodi 14.Feb.07 at 9:37 am

    Kill Liz? KILL LIZ?

    What’s wrong with you?

  15. UH 14.Feb.07 at 11:14 am

    I don’t know any of them other than Liz, whom I would already like to kill.

  16. Jodi 14.Feb.07 at 11:25 am

    so apparently I’m the only one here who wants to boff Liz. and I would. Honest.

    Hmm, okay how about:
    Salma Hayek, Penelope Cruz, and Me!

  17. UH 14.Feb.07 at 9:19 pm

    No one wants to touch this.

  18. Jodi 14.Feb.07 at 9:54 pm

    It’s easy:
    Marry: Salma
    Boff: Penelope
    Kill: Me.


  19. Charles 15.Feb.07 at 8:04 am


    M: Jodi
    F: Salma
    K: Penny

  20. UH 15.Feb.07 at 9:41 am

    I was wavering between Jodi and Salma on the marry/boff decision. Still can’t make up my mind there. Does marrying mean no more boffing? ’cause that could sway my decision.

    I totally agree with kill Penelope, though, since she’s forever tainted through her association with Tom Cruise.

  21. Jodi 15.Feb.07 at 9:44 am

    UH, this brings up an interesting point of contention as far as Marry, Boff, Kill is concerned.

    For women, they tend to marry the one they like the best hoping for post-marital boffing and all that kind of good stuff.

    Men assume the boffing is over after marriage and pick their second-favorite one to marry, saving their favorite for the boffing.

    And while agree with the taint of Tom Cruise all over Penelope, she’s still kinda hot hot hot.

  22. UH 15.Feb.07 at 11:53 am

    Well, I did marry the one I liked best, and continue to enjoy the boffing, so by that rationale it would follow thusly:

    M: Jodi
    B: Salma
    K: Penelope

    Plus I have this feeling that Salma is just a hairsbreadth away from going postal on some poor sucker, and with my luck it would be me – so she’s one-time-fling material.

  23. Charles 15.Feb.07 at 11:57 am

    I take the longview on the marry thing. Boning is nice but won’t really get you through being fired, cancer, miscarriage or other traumatic life events. My handprint would look great on Salma’s ass, but would fade in time.

  24. Jodi 15.Feb.07 at 12:00 pm

    All this talk of marriage is making my stomach hurt, let’s change the subject.

    Marry Boff Kill: Wonder Woman, Cat Woman, Uma Thurman

  25. UH 15.Feb.07 at 12:12 pm

    Marry Uma, boff WW, kill CW, especially if it’s Halle Berry’s version.

  26. Charles 16.Feb.07 at 7:52 am

    UH: I concur.

  27. Placemat 17.Feb.07 at 11:23 am


    Fu…I mean Boff Catwoman (& Yes, Selina has to wear the cat suit).

    M-Diana (I’d never tire of the red boots)


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