The Google of the sexes: Crackpot Theory #48

I don’t even know how it came up last week at class, but for some reason Kelly, Jags, and I got to talking about boys and Google.

This allowed me to espouse Crackpot Theory #48: The Google of the sexes.

After writing for some six and a half years I have noticed a difference in the way men and women Google. Here it is, in it’s simplest terms:
Men google themselves
Women google the person they’re curious about

This isn’t to say that women don’t occasionally google themselves. I am sure they do. I have been known to do it before, but mostly I just google every man I’ve ever kissed, or wanted to kiss.

I came to this conclusion after being contacted a bunch of times by people from my past. The men are always, always, always looking for themselves. The women are always, always, always looking for me.

Deny it all you want penised-googlers, y’all are an egotistical bunch.

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  1. UH 20.Feb.07 at 11:30 am

    I may Google myself, but I Yahoo! my old flames.

  2. NBFB 20.Feb.07 at 11:46 am

    I can honestly say I’ve never googled myself. Don’t be so sexist.

  3. zook 20.Feb.07 at 12:15 pm

    I admit that I do google myself but only when I’m horny and Golden Girls is on TV. Is that so wrong?

  4. Placemat 20.Feb.07 at 2:49 pm

    The more important question, Zook: Are you horny everytime Golden Girls is on TV?

  5. Jodi 20.Feb.07 at 2:55 pm

    aren’t we all?

  6. Placemat 20.Feb.07 at 3:48 pm

    No, no we are not.

  7. zook 21.Feb.07 at 8:56 am

    That’s a rhetorical question, right? Of course – he can resist when Blanche flashes her liver spots. You should ask Jodi about her Abe Vigoda crush and what she does when reruns of Fish come on…

  8. Jodi 21.Feb.07 at 8:59 am

    Zook, you know that story’s reserved for paying members of the naughty bits.

  9. Placemat 21.Feb.07 at 11:03 am

    Mmmm, Abe Vigoda.

  10. lou 22.Feb.07 at 8:45 am

    I’ve Googled myself like twice, ever. And the results were mostly times for races my dad had run in.

  11. Thomas 28.Feb.07 at 2:50 pm

    Penised Googlers sounds like a species. “Here we see a flock of Penised Googlers in their native habitat. See how they are constantly preening themselves to attract a mate…”


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