I don’t even know how it came up last week at class, but for some reason Kelly, Jags, and I got to talking about boys and Google.
This allowed me to espouse Crackpot Theory #48: The Google of the sexes.
After writing iwilldare.com for some six and a half years I have noticed a difference in the way men and women Google. Here it is, in it’s simplest terms:
Men google themselves
Women google the person they’re curious about
This isn’t to say that women don’t occasionally google themselves. I am sure they do. I have been known to do it before, but mostly I just google every man I’ve ever kissed, or wanted to kiss.
I came to this conclusion after being contacted a bunch of times by people from my past. The men are always, always, always looking for themselves. The women are always, always, always looking for me.
Deny it all you want penised-googlers, y’all are an egotistical bunch.