dear mr. doughty el delicioso, hi, it’s me jodi. remember me? freakishly tall butt shaker standing in the back of first ave sending you her patented Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me Vibes™ — yeah,…
Date Archives 2006
overheard at the office
“if it weren’t for these free cookies, my rage would have a body count.” and actually it wasn’t overheard, i said it. but it was funny and the free cookies were good and i am…
six of my most rainman-like qualities, shut up you know you have them too
everytime i walk the stairs in my house i count them (there are 15) if for some reason i forget to count them, i estimate how many steps i’ve taken and then count the remaing…
56 until 060606
with only 56 days until 06.06.06 (which is my birthday), it’s not too early for you to order me the red robot keychain that i’ve wanted for like 893 years and have yet to get…
oh-ho she’ll chew you up
i am listening to Hall & Oates’ “Maneater” without the slightest bit of irony. also, i am not wearing socks.
when you’re a little kid they never told you the only thing preventing you from having cookies for breakfast is guilt
yesterday before i left work, i decided i had to go in early today because of the very much to do that is currently plauging me. which is better, i suppose, than the very lot…