my uterus and i have decided that we will marry the first person who eschews that traditional diamond-ring bullshit and insteads presents us with a vat of Funky Chunky Popcorn. this stuff is sin in…
Date Archives 2006
tell the american not to stare
i just caught myself doing the robot here at my desk. the song was “Oslo in the Summertime.” if i had been caught by any of my co-workers, i would totally have to sue Of…
after a nearly year-long hiatus, black sunday returns
Last night, just to make sure that 1994 was totally out of my system, I watched “Reality Bites.” I thought that would serve as a good cleansing of the palette, a last hurrah to my…
that’s a wrap or, there ain’t an unsatisifed goat in all the land because this story is so bad it blew them all
it’s done. the story formally known as “The Short Story that was So Shitty it made the Baby Jesus Weep” has now been dubbed “Where Did You Sleep Last Night?” it’s long though. really fucking…
11 a.m. update
the 11 a.m. was NOT cancelled. i’m at 13 pages, 3,931 words. I’m now taking bets on when/if the story will be complete.
things seem to be going my way
12 pages, ~10 hours until class, 2 more scenes to finish, my 9 and my 10 o’clock meetings were cancelled. this story just might get finished yet.