No No No No this cannot be happening to me. It CANNOT be happening to me

This is what happens when you admit to loving the newest Justin Timberlake song. What happens? One of your absolute, all-time favorite singers on the planet — Mr. Delectable Deliciouso himself teams up with the Minstrels of Doom.

Yes. Mike Doughty is opening up for the motherfucking Barenaked Ladies on their big US Tour this fall.

The Barefuckingnaked Ladies.

My stomach hurts. My hands are shaky. I’m thinking of tearing my garments from my body, falling to my knees and cursing the heavens above. Why is this happening to me? The only way this could be worse is if they announced Gwen Stefani as a special guest.

The Barenaked Fuckwits? Oh my god.

At a big arena even.

I think, and I know this is drastic and probably crazy talk, but I think I might have to skip this Doughty show. I know, I know, I know. My eyes are welling up just typing the words.

But the Barenaked Ladies? Really? Ouch. This one is really gonna sting for awhile.

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  1. Placemat 12.Sep.06 at 4:58 pm

    You were all like, “Justin, sexy this & Justin, sexy that”…well see what happens. Let this be a lesson.

    & You could always go & flee before BNL took the stage.

  2. david 12.Sep.06 at 5:43 pm

    Look on the bright side: it’s a big paycheck for Doughty, and a chance to expose his music to a bigger fanbase.

    Don’t be afraid to leave early, though, BNL, ewwww.

  3. PeeWee 12.Sep.06 at 10:17 pm

    Btw, Justin Timberlake was on Letterman last night. It was a great performance. I am trying really hard not to like Justin Timberlake, but he does get points for dumping Britney Spears, and I like that song.
    One of the last concerts I went to was Barenaked Ladies. Loved it.

  4. wolfdog 13.Sep.06 at 12:43 am

    I might almost be game for this.

    We could always retreat to the club level bar to make snarky fun on BNL…..

  5. UH 13.Sep.06 at 2:21 am

    The irrational BNL hatred is unbecoming.

  6. jodi 13.Sep.06 at 10:56 am

    Love me, love my totally rational and completely warranted hatred of BNfuckingL.
    Come now UH this would be like seeing your beloved Beatles open up for Herman’s Hermits

  7. Minnekeith 13.Sep.06 at 11:23 am

    Or Eddie Cochran opening up for Eddie Money.

    Karma dude!

  8. wolfdog 13.Sep.06 at 6:27 pm

    or Rob Thomas opening up for Jewel.

    oh. I think I missed the point.

  9. jodi 13.Sep.06 at 6:31 pm

    Or, following our little game it means that you LOVE ROB THOMAS.

    I’m telling everyone.

  10. wolfdog 14.Sep.06 at 7:16 am

    I had it backward then.

    or maybe I’m still missing the point.


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