This is what happens when you admit to loving the newest Justin Timberlake song. What happens? One of your absolute, all-time favorite singers on the planet — Mr. Delectable Deliciouso himself teams up with the Minstrels of Doom.
Yes. Mike Doughty is opening up for the motherfucking Barenaked Ladies on their big US Tour this fall.
The Barefuckingnaked Ladies.
My stomach hurts. My hands are shaky. I’m thinking of tearing my garments from my body, falling to my knees and cursing the heavens above. Why is this happening to me? The only way this could be worse is if they announced Gwen Stefani as a special guest.
The Barenaked Fuckwits? Oh my god.
At a big arena even.
I think, and I know this is drastic and probably crazy talk, but I think I might have to skip this Doughty show. I know, I know, I know. My eyes are welling up just typing the words.
But the Barenaked Ladies? Really? Ouch. This one is really gonna sting for awhile.