• people i know are shocked that not only do i know who Fred Hoiberg is, but that i am sad that he retired
• mechanics can fucking blow me because they are always, always big dirty liars and if it doesn’t cost more than they first said, then they forget to call you when your truck is done
• when i was buying paint at Home Depot this weekend, Maxwell Pufnstuf talked me into buying a pot of stargazer lilies, when i got home tonight and could smell them as soon as i got home i was glad
• speaking of max, sister #2 has a poster on her wall that he made in honor of Martin Luther King, Jr. day. it has a big headline that says “I Have a Dream” and underneath max had to draw and write what his dream was. it says, “i dream that we can save the penguins, because they are indangrd and i dream the penguins will always be safe.”
• i only have 3 more work days, 24 hours until i go to duluth on friday to see David Sedaris read
• of those 24 hours, i have meetings for 19 of them
• i still can’t stop listening to Crackle & Drag
• did i mention the lying mechanics who never called? well, when i finally went back to collect my ruby the cocksucker was so enamoured in whatever tattooed-thug show he had on tv that he didn’t even look at me and instead looked over my shoulder at the tv, the whole time i he took my payment