am i too intimidating to have sex with?

last week i was chatting with the Uncouth Heathen (UH) about who knows what, when he asked me about my superman tattoo (i am sure he can dig up the link to the photo, i can’t remember what it is).

“what on earth made you get a superman tattoo there?” he asked.
“what?” i asked.
“i just imagine that if you were having sex and you were on top, and a guy had to look up at that S, it would be intimidating,” he said (there are not direct quotes, but really the general gist that i remember).
“intimidating?”
“yeah.”
“GREAT,” i said. “no wonder i can’t get laid. i am too big, too tall, and now entirely too intimidating.”

and i never thought of the superman S as being intimidating. so now i have a brand new thing to worry about, my intimidating chest.

thanks UH!

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2 Comments

  1. PeeWee 12.Sep.05 at 11:15 pm

    Doggie style it is.

    Reply
  2. Megan 14.Sep.05 at 7:15 pm

    I have a huge Wonder Woman tattoo. Talk about pressure.

    Reply

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