Hey Darling Ones, It was one of the summers of 2017-2019 when I was really invested in dating and dating…
Posts tagged On being tall
Oh My Bacon Back
Dear Darling Ones, Back at the turn of the century I lived in a shitty apartment in Prior Lake down…
What is the Proper Way to Respond to Someone Making Fun of Your Looks?
Well, Darling Ones, Last night’s Oscar ceremony was a trip. If you live under a rock you might not know…
When the Spinster Comes Tumbling Down
Hi Darling Ones, Even though I haven’t even started reading the John Cougar Mellencamp biography my brain is chock full…
My Ice Robot Heart Has Shit for Brains
Dear Darling Ones, Whenever I’m gonna write about being tall I love to pull out my elementary school class pictures…
Getting My Foot in Someone’s Door
Dear Darling Ones, This week I re-read Lucy Grealy’s Autobiography of a Face and Ann Patchett’s Truth & Beauty. I…
Masterpiece
Dear Darling Ones, When we were kids our next door neighbors, The Deppes, loaned us a board game called Masterpiece….
The COVID Diaries: Answering Googlers’ Questions About Being Tall
Hi Darling Ones, I had a rough day so I’m just gonna jump to some answers. What’s it like being…
The COVID Diaries: I am a Pocket Full of Kryptonite
Well, Darling Ones, I’m displeased to report that the infinite sadness has yet to abate. I did a lot of…
The COVID Diaries: Tales From a Pissed Off 6’5″ Woman
Hey Darling Ones, My rage meltdown started last night. My friend EM was talking about a clothing store with inclusive…