i was on my way to the Super T to get some vittles for me and the cats, when i decided to gas up Ruby before the big trip to Blaine’s Blazin’ Fourth tomorrow. i stood in line patiently, behind a muscle-shirt wearing, mustache-having guy who was eating a resse’s peanut butter cup and flirting with the gas station attendant. he turned and looked at me, and then looked at me again.
“is that a superman tattoo?” he asked.
“huh?” i said, because i wasn’t paying too much attention.
“i mean,” he said. “i don’t mean to be looking at your tits, but i was. is that a superman tattoo?”
“yes, it is.”
“very cool.”
“WILL YOU SHUT UP!” the gas station attendant shouted.
“what?” he said. “i’m a friendly guy. i just wanted to ask her about her tattoo. notice that she didn’t ask to see my tattoo.” then he turned to me. “do you want to see my tattoo?”
“that depends on where it is,” i said.
“see,” he said to the attendant girl. “she’s cautious.”
“i prefer smart,” i said.
Chesty LaRue and her Superman tattoo.
Sounds like a children’s book.
Wait a minute, you have a superman tattoo on your tits?
no, it’s technically between them.
Are you kidding? That is so utterly COOL!
Have you ever posted a picture? How big is the tattoo? (I don’t want to see your tits, just want to see the tattoo).
It’s true, PeeWee. Have a look.
That is so cool. Did I mention how cool that was? Cool!
UH do you have that bookmarked or something?
It is probably his wallpaper!
i mean, i even changed the name of that image, for some reason (i think someone had it up on their site or something) and he STILL found it. UH is like breast bloodhound or something.
Me thinks Buck has a crush on Chesty.
I think we should spell Buck
b-U-H-k