when i decide it’s a good idea to stay up until 3:30 on a school night chatting with The Reporter
when i spend the weekend lifting, pulling, and moving a 6-foot x 6-foot bookcase
when i skip lunch because i want to go home early
when i refer to myself as chesty larue
whenever i touch the lump on my head just to see if still hurts (it does)
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chesty larue? Last week I was trying to think of a good roller derby name for myself, and I came up with Tits McGee. We should be pals.
Chesty LaRue and Tits McGee are more than welcome to come sun themselves in my pool at any time. I will even assist with airfare.
UH–you have to come up with a porn name too. Something like Buck Nekkid.
Don’t you think Chesty LaRue and Tits McGee could fly for free? C’mon!
I’ll tell you this: for some reason today I had completely lost my sense of spatial awareness. I smacked my head on a hummingbird feeder, a wind chime, and the bug shield on an Isuzu Rodeo – the latter so heavily that I bled for several minutes. Once you lose control of where your head is in space, you tend to forget about Tits McGee and Chesty LaRue, and just hope you can make it through the day without putting your skull through the roof of a car or something.
Dude! My nickname is Chesty LaRue. And my friend is Hootie McBoobity. Only to eachother, though, in Vegas.
I dig Tits McGee though too…hmm.
You people and smacking your heads…I swear.
UH- -you probably smacked *your* head thinking about Chesty LaRue and Tits McGee poolside. Don’t even use that lame excuse about a hummingbird feeder.
clearly UH and i are both having head issues. but i did not smack mine, mine was wilfully smacked.
but i think you’re right peewee, he was thinking of chesty and tits. you know he was.
I am only going to refer to UH as Buck Nekkid from now on.
You and me, Chesty. We are on the same page. (now doing the index and middle fingers from my eyes to yours).
“I am only going to refer to UH as Buck Nekkid from now on.”
You and everyone who’s ever had the misfortune to be around me when I’ve been drinking.
Buck–I know they don’t call you Mr. Big.
kidding!