i cried all the way from work tonight. big, fat, soggy tears just rolling down my face and getting my scarf all wet. today, i found out a co-worker who was five months pregnant lost…
Date Archives 2004
kicked out of the club
i am so getting kicked out of the stalker of the month club. just last night as i waxed poetically to the TTHM about one mr. dave eggers being the father of my future children….
germ expulsion
i’d probably get over this cold a lot faster if i could stop sneezing long enough to fall back to sleep. i was doing really well until about midnight, then the sneezing started. i’m sneezing…
conclusionary leaps
i’ve decided that the world would be a much easier place for me to live in if all men under 5’10” were hideously unattractive OR if it were some sort of law that all men…
five scenes from a dream
i had a dream on friday night that i can’t seem to stop thinking about. it’s unsual for a dream to stick with me so long. usually they are pushed out of my thoughts by…
not just to spite my face
it seems this weekend was only a precursor to how really shitty i’d feel today. but i do have jet here to comfort me in my hour of need. what i really need, is to…