i’m a little excited by the upcoming christmas break. i get to take an entire ELEVEN DAYS IN A ROW off from Hell, Inc. ELEVEN! it’s going to give me some kinda good practice for unemployment. i can’t hardly wait.
of course i am focusing all my attention on the upcoming break and totally ignoring my complete and utter lack of anything even resembling readiness for the actual christmas holiday. though, i did buy cheese and crackers, my contribution to the holiday table. in fact, i have made a conscious decision to make it the most hellish holiday shopping experience on earth by waiting until wednesday to finish up. how’s that for masochism? besides, i figure it’ll give me something to write about.
now here are two questions you can help me with darling ones.
1.) this is the minion’s last week at Hell, Inc. they are not renewing her contract (boo). so as the evil overlord who has ruled her working day with an iron fist, do i get her a going-away/christmas gift?
2.) this one is for the girls: when it’s really cold out and your car hasn’t totally warmed up, do you drive one-handed while shoving the other hand between your legs to keep it warm? inqurining minds want to know if i’m the only weirdo who does this.