“those who laugh loud also cry hard,” i said, reading from the fortune i had just slipped out of my cookie. “ha!” the minion said. “often one right after the other, repeatedly throughout the day.”…
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quote of the day
the minion on interpreting the dream she had last night: “i think freud would say that i’m not cut out for marriage, or penises and i turn into a strange, arid-climate mammal when approached by…
four more days four more days four more days until christmas break
i’m a little excited by the upcoming christmas break. i get to take an entire ELEVEN DAYS IN A ROW off from Hell, Inc. ELEVEN! it’s going to give me some kinda good practice for…
crushes: a new list by the makers of the old list
1. every 20something boy who works at caribou coffee. i just love them coffeeboys. 2. the way that tri-kap, a coworker, calls me the evil overlord. 3. the fact that artguy is not bugging the…
superman never made any money for saving the world from solomon grundy
after consulting with the minion and the artguy about my sudden illness and all its symptoms, we have come to the conclusion that it can be nothing but the plague. the minion said she was…