this is the best spam i ever, ever got:
Dear applicant,

This email notification certifies that you have been randomly
selected via email to apply and participate as an “Act” in
the induction,casting and making of “SUPERMAN THE MOVIE “ which
will be In Theaters by july 2006.

so yeah, i’m not a total idiot. i knew for sure something was up. thought for sure that someone who knows all about my superman fetish, totally set me up for some sort of e-mail practical joke. sadly, it’s just porn spam. when i clicked one of the links it too me to like Cum Coated Titties of Florida or something.

but, it still made me chuckle.