as my eyelids droop and my blinks grow increasingly longer, i wonder how early i could go to bed and not be considered a total time-wasting, sleep-loving doofis. i seriously could go to sleep right now. if i were all about napping, that’s just what i’d do. but i can’t nap.

i’m a bad napper, mostly because i am undisciplined. for me napping is sleep until you wake up. i don’t nap for an hour, i nap for about four of them. then i am wide awake and raring to go and it’s like 10 o’clock at night.

second wind where are you, i need you!