1. aunt keke we’re knitting!
2. my mom’s gonna have a fit.
3. h.r punfnstuf he’s your friend when things get rough.
5. remember how there is no five?
4. look cling and clang know sign language!
6. i promise to send you niles in a package
7. “what’s his name? what’s his name (this is said at target actually, while aunt keke is purchasing a care bear cousin called true heart penguin)?”
8. “his name is. . . . aunt jodi is the best aunt ever!” (this is also said at target and it made the target cashier laugh so hard i thought she was gonna cry).
9. aunt keke bought the care bear cousins and i paid for lunch and jaycie carried the cookies and you didn’t do nothing but eat!
10. when we get home i’m gonna lock you in a closet and throw nuts at you.