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1. Thomas 20.Jul.04 at 7:56 am

   Nickname: Tombo (family.) Tater (work.)
   Age: 33.
   Dependents: Lucky-Baby, Mocha-Baby, Gemini-Butt, Scouty-Butt (Girl cats are “Baby”, boy cats are “Butt”.)
   Method of wasting time: Blog commenting/reading, DVD watching.
   Personality: Gregarious to a fault.
   Priority One: Honor.
   Personal hell: Political Correctness.
   Livelihood: Managing Techdoof.
   Blood type: A positive.
   Candy: Real Mackinac Island fudge.
   That guy: remembered everyone’s name at the party.
   Food nemesis: Mushrooms: The reproductive organ of the fungus. I prefer not to eat fungus schlong.
   Broken bone count: 1: My pinky toe on my right foot.
   Never been to: Japan, but know enough Japanese to live there.
   Soap: Suave for Men body wash.
   Astrological sign: Virgo.
   Worst class ever: Middle school math or 3rd year Calculus; Both teachers hated computers and calculators. Technophobes piss me off.
   Wornout childhood toy: Enterprise playset by Mego.
   Place of origin: South Bend, Indiana.
   Suspensions from school: 1: In middle school, I told an english teacher she was a cold hearted bitch whose lot in live was so depressing that she consoled herself by educating her students so inadequately that they would never get a better job than she had, making herself feel better about her career. (I was in trouble for having read through the whole semester’s workbook in a week and did all of the tear-out homework assignments “ahead of schedule”.)
   Compulsive: Procrastinator, sex addict.
   Foible: Procrastinator, sex addict.
   Humor: Any subject, unless it’s viciously at my expense. Laugh with me, not at me.
   Color: Dark neon blue (almost purple.)
   Pizza: Meats, meats, meats with Hungry Howie’s Butter Cheese Crust.
   Lucky number: Multiples of, and including, 5. Even numbers too.
2. FFJ 20.Jul.04 at 12:55 pm

   Nickname: ffj
   Age: 33
   Dependents: 2 – husband and dog
   Method of wasting time: tv
   Personality: shy
   Priority One: good manners
   Personal hell: hair on my chinny chin chin
   Livelihood: hr bitch
   Blood type: O
   Candy: cotton
   That girl: who always laughs too loud
   Food nemesis: pork
   Broken bone count: 2 toes
   Never been to: egypt
   Soap: anything peach
   Self-amusement: day-dreaming
   Astrological sign: gemini
   Worst class ever: history
   Wornout childhood toy: beanie baby (before there were Beanie Babies)
   Place of origin: minnesota
   Suspensions from school: 1 1/2
   Compulsive: eater
   Foible: depression
   Humor: dark and sarcastic
   Color: purple
   Pizza: tombstone
   Lucky number: 13
3. dana 20.Jul.04 at 6:39 pm

   Nickname: Fluff
   Age: 34
   Dependents: Grandma, Malcolm, Tiny, Timmy, Bobby Sox, the porn industry.
   Method of wasting time: Filling out questionnaires.
   Personality: The glass is half-empty. And it needs to be washed. And there’s a crack in it.
   Priority One: Integrity.
   Personal hell: complacency
   Livelihood: Customer servitude
   Blood type: O positive.
   Candy: Cake’s my thing.
   That girl: whose always trying to get into the locker room and look at the other girls, I guess.
   Food nemesis: vegetables of all sorts.
   Broken bone count: nicht.
   Never been to: Cliff Clavin’s kitchen.
   Soap: Lever 2000
   Self-amusement: cars, wine, fantasizing about destroying the neo-con’s hold on power.
   Astrological sign: Libra but don’t tell anyone.
   Worst class ever: math, oh yeah.
   Wornout childhood toy: stuffed bunny rabbit.
   Place of origin: California. Please stop calling it Cali.
   Suspensions from school: 1
   Compulsive: wine buyer, overanalyzer.
   Foible: arrogance.
   Humor: dry, dry, very dry.
   Color: boring blue
   Pizza: Round Table!
   Lucky number: 18