sung to the tune of Green Acres (this cool punk rock version).

Qdoba is the place for me.
fresh veggies are the life for me.
Sour cream spreadin’ out so far and wide.
Keep chipotle, just give me that diet coke with lime.

Qdoba is where I’d rather stay.

P.S. they gave me FREE Eclipse lemon ice gum in the bag.
I get allergic driving down McDonald’s way.
I just adore a stretchy burrito.
Dah-ling I love you but give me Qdoba.

…The cheese.
…oh please.
…Fresh air.
…Clean hair

I’ll never sway.
Good bye, chipotle.
Qdoba, I am there.