productivity, thy name is jodi.

i was super responsible adult girl tonight. yes, if i were a superhero i would have an anchorwoman’s coif, sensible shoes and a cape of something tasteful like forest green.

i paid my billls (all of them and there is still a triple digit number left in the checking account — which i balanced).

i made dinner (chicken fettucini, super adult responsible girl does not eat louis turkey cheese dogs and betty crocker instant garlic roasted potatoes) and did the dishes.

i did not go and blow the rest of that checking account balance on that spicy red cellphone my heart so desires but does not need (because i don’t even use the phone i have, my people NEVER call. why? why don’t you call me my people?).

and since i am super responsible adult girl, i will soon retire to my boudoir (do responsible superheroes have red flannel sheets?) to read a nice book and turn in at a nice hour and have nice dreams that don’t involve sex, midgets or conan o’brien.