dear heather,
i just want to write thanking you for conning me into putting that little search iwilldare.com box over on the left. it has provided me with hours of entertainment because now i can see what people are searching iwilldare.com for.
the TTHM thinks it gives me entirely too much power. but he is wrong, dead wrong. i use this power only for my own personal amusment and not to point fingers at the person who looked for “superman tatto” eight times before realizing it’s spelled tatttoo.
i would never do that.
thank you again darling heather.
love,
jodi
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and you thought i was crazy to suggest it! i’m glad you’re enjoying it as much as we are.
you darling ones are so funny! this one’s my favorite:
Search: query for ‘ta-tas boobs boobies hooters hoo-hoos yum-yums fun-bags bazooms gazongas melons *stop spying on people’s searches* ‘
Yeah, I thought maybe you might possibly just appreciate that, you big snoop. 😛
I tried to use it to find out what “TTHM” stands for. No luck!
i can never remember if it is “the tall handsome man” or “tall, tall handsome man” although both work, i suppose.
i believe it stands for, “tickle the horny muscle.”
but, you know. i was wrong that one other time ;).
You never know what will turn up in one of those searches, now will you?
You have installed a two way mirror!! I want my attorney and no rubber hoses!!!
Just kidding. Perhaps you needed another form of feedback.
So we need to know what people are searching for. Tell us. With analysis and statistics and editorializing a’plenty
I’m embarassed. It’s not that I did’t know hoiw to spell tattoo, but I just didn’t notice that I had spelled it wrong in the search. But I had NO idea you could check to see what someone searches for. So just show me a pic of this intriguing tattoo. And did I really search 8 times? It was very late and I was all over your archives reading stuff. hehe
I almost used your search box to find your “Crazy Barbecue Lady” story, but then I remembered reading it in your Best Of. I just HAD to send the link to my own crazy mom who really doesn’t even care for bbq but has this highly entertaining habit of only speaking every other sentence out loud. The rest is done silently in her head and her befuddled audience really has to work to understand her. Mainly we don’t try but laugh and point instead.
So I guess searching for “Open minded Stewardesses from the Planet Playtex” is right out for your site now?