if’n you go and decide to get a new tattoo, here’s a little advice, eat first. at least once during the day. i haven’t eaten anything but some chewy sprees since lunch yesterday. my stomach is never gonna forgive me.

but the new tat rocks the casbah. totally rocks. i feel all tough like a biker babe or something. me and my new ink, we’re gonna go to bed — and don’t you even think about messing with us.