from 300 reasons why we love The Simpsons, my favorite is:
59 Homer: ‘Donut?’
Lisa: ‘No, thanks. Do you have any fruit?’
Homer: [offers some of the donut he’s eating] ‘This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit.’
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I am, too, a fruit! The fruitiest fruit that ever fruited, girlfriend!