Notes on watching the Emmys

• Conan O’Brien totally gives me a hard-on
• I have no idea what the proper style of hardon/hard-on/hard on is
• What channel are these shows on? I have not watched a single episode of any of these emmy-nominated shows
• I bet ‘A Different World’ and ‘Dawson’s Creek’ don’t win anything, anything!
• Oh no! I totally want the hair of the girl in the McDonald’s commercial
• Remember when you could taste food and breathe through your nose? Those were good times.
• My god Jeremy Irons makes me tingly in my girlparts
• The guy who did the Academy Awards TV show just won an award for it, it’s like some sort of weird MC Escher drawing
• Dude, the original Charlie’s Angels are on. How rad is that? Sister #4 was actually named after a Charlie’s Angel. Though not Sabrina like I wanted.
• These commercials for Double-Stuffed Oreos with the tagline ‘Ready, Set, Lick’ just seem like a giant commercial for oral sex, and I kind of like it.
• Is my life incomplete because I’ve never seen The Sopranos, ever?
• Call me morbid, but my favorite part of any awards show is when they roll the dead people footage.
• Starburst totally have medicinal purposes as far as I’m concerned
• I totally stopped paying attention so I could chat with Kelly.

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  1. heather 27.Aug.06 at 10:17 pm

    my co-worker’s american boyfriend looks exactly like conan o’brien will in 10 years. it’s eerie.

  2. Atom Girl 28.Aug.06 at 10:06 am

    I am right there with you on the tasting food and breathing through my nose. I am stil sick and suffering the same situation.

  3. UH 28.Aug.06 at 12:25 pm

    Yes, your life is incomplete having never, ever seen an episode of The Sopranos.

  4. PeeWee 28.Aug.06 at 4:41 pm

    Yeah, Conan will do that to you. Until you start watching Craig Ferguson instead. Then Craig does that to you.


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