congress shall make a law

i think we should petition congress to pass a bill that states it cannot be monday until every man, woman and child has had enough time in the weekend to read for two hours and masturbate three times.

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  1. heather 17.Feb.03 at 7:58 am

    dammit, that means it’s time for my monday. =(

  2. anon 17.Feb.03 at 4:02 pm

    Heck, it’ll be monday by saturday afternoon.


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