so i was listening to the KS95 morning show on my way in this morning. i was shocked, when they suddenly played a song. not only a song, but a song i like. usually it’s…
Date Archives 2002
and the taurus said
as i was driving down pioneer trail towards work this morning, i ended up behind a black ford taurus. the back of the taurus was peppered with bumper stickers. one of them said “those who…
brain damage
i was in meetings from 12-5 p.m. today. it was hell. there was a short break which found in me and shannon running to target and culminated in us driving back singing along “don’t mess…
dear abby’s substitute
dear darling ones, say some super duper someone sent you a nice gift from your wishlist. say that you don’t really know if it is, in fact, intended as a “holiday” gift, or if it’s…
bring me the diet coke
“oh, will you get me a diet coke.” “sure, need your caffiene?” “i need an iv caffiene drip.” “have you ever tried red bull or jolt?” “oh no, i can’t have that. even a cup…
doorbell really dings
i lugged the 30-pound, pink and purble box from the back of the warehouse to my cube up in creative services. every woman i passed stopped me. “oh, that’s nice.” “oh, whose that for?” “oh!”…