“i’ve watched all my new DVDs already,” he said.
“oh that’s too bad,” i said.
“yeah, it blows,” he said.
“did you know they have these new stores where you can go rent videos and then return them when you are done?”
“ha-ha, did you take a funny class in college?”
“nope, it’s natural!”
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If they only knew…
you better be talking about my natural gift for humor and not my bodacious ta-tas.
Always trying to bring up the ta-tas. No, I was speaking of your sense of humor. And, as I said…”if they only knew.”
nobody else wants to talk about them, so i might as well!!
“nobody else wants to talk about them, so i might as well!!”
Now, that’s not true, and you know it. I could spend hours waxing rhapsodic about your ta-tas, but there are those pesky stalker laws.