so, over at my backwash message board we’re arguing about relationships. more specifically we’re arguing about “nice guys.” i hate nice guys. nice guys piss me off more than anything. nice guys whine because women never like them. nice guys whine that there are no nice girls out there. nice guys claim that girls only want men who treat them like jerks. this is such bullshit. such bullshit. the reason nice guys are single is because they are looking for a nice girl with an unbelievable rack and a hot bod and a beautiful face. these girls are generally not nice. these girls are used to getting whatever they want. they don’t have to be nice, they are beautiful (well, they fit the general stereotype of what is considered beautiful). beautiful girls can skate by on how they look. why do you think fat girls have such great personalities?

nice girls aren’t always beautiful like barbies. they are beautiful in the way they treat the people around them and the kindness in their hearts, it doesn’t always reflect on their physical looks.

ok, let’s take absolutely abe. he claims to be a nice guy and he also claims that all women are evil. why? because he dates fucking strippers. what does he expect? he wants a nice girl with the body of an exotic dancer. c’mon. nice girls sometimes have greasy hair and get zits. nice girls aren’t always on. sometimes they wear sweats and ponytails and no makeup.

blech, i’ll stop ranting. it makes me all apoplectic. ‘sides i gotta finish my peanut butter and pancake breakfast and get to work.