Dear Vodo,
Sometimes I feel bad for giving you so much shit Vodo, darling. Every once in awhile, I think that maybe I should let up on what a horrible teacher you are and how you pull my hair and make me cry. But I don’t ever want to be one of your doe-eyed sycophants. Not ever. So I give you shit. It’s not really your fault, I guess, it’s your groupies. I cannot ever be a groupie, it’s not in my genetic code to be mindless follower.
So yeah, a lot of times I feel bad for picking on you so mercilessly. But not anymore, my feeling bad days are over bucko!
Yes, I did go home and ‘blog this.’ Smart ass. Clearly, smartypants, you have forgotten how sensitive I am about my ‘blog.’ First, I hate that fucking word. Blog. Blahg. Blarg. Barf. Blech. Second, of all you’re really lucky that Nance was there, because she always makes me feel good about having a blarg. Like I’m not some lame 22-year-old talking about what she wants for lunch, how busy she is, and how much she hates her job.
So count your lucky stars Mr. Vodo, and take note, I always go home and ‘blog this.’ Always. So you can keep your little witty “Are you gonna go home and ‘blog this'” snark to yourself, or next time I’m totally pulling your hair!
Love,
Jodi
Want me to drag him outta here, kick the shit out of him?
Whoa, hey now. Looks like you’ve been taking some of my medicine lately.
Besides…Vodo’s hair isn’t really long enough to pull anymore, is it?
I am kidding! Sarcasm is a lost art, apparently.
I adore the Vodo, he knows that, you know that, everybody knows that. But come on! He totally deserves some shit for the “you gonna go home and blog this” rip, complete with sneer and air quotes.
And mostly, I couldn’t think of anything at the bar, and it’s taken me two damn days to come up with something.
I might just pull his hair for that.
Ain’t no sarcasm lost on me!!
By the way, I changed my hair. I’m not so much a blonde anymore. I’m not a crazy freak like you, but it’s still different 🙂
when you pull the vodo’s hair out, give me some. i’m dying to make a voodoo vodo. that way i can make him sing karoke whenever i want.