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Thomas 06.Nov.02 at 10:18 am One guy walks into a bar. Two guys behind him see the bar and duck to avoid it. Reply ↓
UH 06.Nov.02 at 12:20 pm A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says “Why the long face?” A set of jumper cables walks into a bar, and the bartender says “I hope you’re not planning on starting anything.” Reply ↓
Thomas 06.Nov.02 at 12:57 pm So this guy goes into an ice cream parlor and in a groaning voice says, “I’d like a hot fudge sundae.” The young lady behind the counter asks, “Crushed nuts?” The guy replies, “No, sore throat.” Reply ↓
Kevin 06.Nov.02 at 1:45 pm There’s a pan of muffins in the freezer. One muffin turns to his neighbor and exclaims, “Boy, it sure is hot in here.” His neighbor screams, “Holy crap, a talking muffin!!!!” I love that joke. Not sure why, but I love it. Reply ↓
Ketut 06.Nov.02 at 2:04 pm The Dahli Lama said to the hotdog vender, “Make me one with everything.” Bwah! Reply ↓
Christopher 06.Nov.02 at 4:54 pm What did Tarzan say when he saw three elephants come walking up the path? “Here come three elephants!” What did Jane say? “Here come three prunes!” (She was colorblind) The preceding was a demonstration of the effects of reading “101 Elephant Jokes” at the age of six. Reply ↓
ketut 07.Nov.02 at 9:16 am My daughter Zoe’s favorite. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. Reply ↓
Wes 07.Nov.02 at 3:05 pm What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino. Reply ↓
*the boos
thank you laffy taffy!
One guy walks into a bar. Two guys behind him see the bar and duck to avoid it.
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says “Why the long face?”
A set of jumper cables walks into a bar, and the bartender says “I hope you’re not planning on starting anything.”
So this guy goes into an ice cream parlor and in a groaning voice says, “I’d like a hot fudge sundae.”
The young lady behind the counter asks, “Crushed nuts?”
The guy replies, “No, sore throat.”
There’s a pan of muffins in the freezer. One muffin turns to his neighbor and exclaims, “Boy, it sure is hot in here.” His neighbor screams, “Holy crap, a talking muffin!!!!”
I love that joke. Not sure why, but I love it.
The Dahli Lama said to the hotdog vender, “Make me one with everything.”
Bwah!
A termite jumps up on the bar and asks “where is the bar tender?”
What did Tarzan say when he saw three elephants come walking up the path?
“Here come three elephants!”
What did Jane say?
“Here come three prunes!” (She was colorblind)
The preceding was a demonstration of the effects of reading “101 Elephant Jokes” at the age of six.
My daughter Zoe’s favorite.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
that one made me laugh right out loud!