suckiness is being awake at 3 a.m. and starvin’ marvin. i perused the kitchen area for some edibles and turned up half an onion, green cheese (that was orange at one point), cream cheese, salad dressing, maple syrup, honey and some lucky charms fruit snax of indeterminate orgin.
with such a selection at my disposal i opted for the fruit snax. i figure anything with yellows 5&6, blue 1, and carnauba wax must have a shelf life of roughly 28 years so i’m safe. they didn’t taste too bad.
also, if you want to start calling me your tupelo honey, i won’t mind.
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Lessee…. fry up the onions, perhaps with a potato that’s rattling around somewhere and you forgot to mention (if there’s no spud, I’d try the Lucky Charms for starch)… slice the green off the cheese (most mold that grows on cheese won’t kill you, but it might taste pretty funky) and put that over the starch and onion and melt it enough to make it yummy.
And I find myself awake at quarter to six in the ayem, wondering why the hell.
Whiskey helps with the wondering though and also silences the little voice that says “you should have gone to bed five or six hours ago”.