the queen of wishful thinking

stuff like this breaks my damn heart:
Google Search: I’m lonely
Yahoo! Search Results for “I’m lonely”
Google Search: how to talk to a girl lonely on the phone
Google Search: I never thought that i could be this lonely\
Google Search: Lonely girl and picture

Those are my last five search results. so many lonely people– too many lonely people. as all the time queen of loneliness, i wish there was something i could do about this. lonely is one of those states of being you don’t wish on anyone. it’s so not cool to be lonely. being lonely and admitting it makes you like some sort of emotional defective. it’s like the nerdiest of all emotions.

if i were to be miss america i would make it my goal to banish loneliness– to eradicate it from the planet. fuck world peace, i just don’t want anyone to be lonely. i would buy the world a coke and keep it company.

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  1. Shannon 13.Jun.02 at 9:48 pm

    You’ve got my vote! ‘Course it’ll cost you a coke 😉 lol.

  2. ali 14.Jun.02 at 9:21 am

    have you bought any plants or something…. they’re perfect… they listen! They do talk y’know….

  3. Kevin 14.Jun.02 at 9:50 am

    What happened to the grin?

  4. Paul 14.Jun.02 at 10:46 am

    It’s ironic however, how the internet can bring so many people together, all those people are still by themselves in front of their computers.

    God, that sounded more depressing than I meant it.

  5. mkh 14.Jun.02 at 9:59 pm

    “Ah, look at all the lonely people….”

  6. tim 15.Jun.02 at 10:29 pm

    Someone arrived at my site today after searching for — “deaf naked women.” I kid you not. Serves me right for posting the TTY entry.