max is obsessed with singing the ” i see london, i see france” song. he’ll go so far as to seek out someone’s underpants so he can sing the song in his odd, odd way….
Date Archives June 2002
attack of the evil grandma
on my way home from the church of westerberg last night i stopped off at the bowling alley. sister #4 was having some sort of hooha there with a bunch of friends and the parents…
and god help you if you are an ugly girl
i am not a pretty girl. this is not the face that launched a thousand ships. it’s just a face that while not altogether heinous, is not all that pretty either. it’s not low self-esteem…
with your eyes like sparks
sweet jesus! it’s amazing just how much absolutely nothing you can cram into a single day. thus far my list of accomplishments can include putting on pants and well, i think that might be it….
you might be a pervert if. . .
you read this: WARNING: Do not use in situations where personal safety could be endangered. Never use this product to secure large flat surfaces or objects that could “airplane.” Misuse could result in serious injury…
paul westerberg, guthrie theater, minneapolis, mn
words still fail me. i can’t think straight yet. i ran into sister #2 at the bowling alley afterwards and she said i STILL looked flushed and excited. i think the adrenaline is starting to…