so, if you have like $500 you don’t know what to do with, or if you want me to give you orgasms for like a month, or you just really, really, really adore me. you can sign me up for the lily of the month club.
I’m not sure about $500 of flowers, but if you want, I can break down and drop $1.50 on a card. Since I haven’t seen a P.O. Box or any other type of address in the archives, where would you like a small cardboard missive sent to?
I’m not sure about $500 of flowers, but if you want, I can break down and drop $1.50 on a card. Since I haven’t seen a P.O. Box or any other type of address in the archives, where would you like a small cardboard missive sent to?
I think I owe you three books for one orgasm… damn! A month of orgasms for $500 might be even more worth it!!!
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