i had a brilliant idea. with my 30th birtday quickly approaching i was gonna start a campaign to get 30 boquets of flowers for my 30th birthday. this would have involved getting some people to buy me gobs and gobs of flowers. because getting flowers for my birthday is just about my favorite thing on earth next to corndogs.
but then i realized that i don’t even know 30 people who like me enough to buy me flowers and of the people that i do know i’m not so sure that i could con them into buying me that many flowers.
hence the dilemma.
i need to come up with a brilliant birthday scheme to make my 30th most memorable. but i can’t seem to think of anything good. any ideas darling ones?