HELP WANTED:

tallwritergirl, inc is looking to fill position of bed-warmer. candidates must be warm blooded and willing to get into bed before writergirl. pillow fluffing and tucking in experience a must. the ideal candidate will have extensive forehead rubbing and reading outloud experience. preferential treatment will be given to redheads and brunettes with a penchant for the replacements or soul coughing or rufus or ryan adams. this is a temp to hire position. please send your resume and salary requirements to tallwritergirl, inc.. tallwritergirl, inc is an equal opportunity employer.