hey darling ones, i forgot to mention that i finally made it to the post office on friday. i know, i know those silly super special prizes were supposed to be mailed out like an eon ago.

what can i say? i’m a slacker.

you will be happy to know that when i went to the post office to mail off your super special prizes, i was helped by the uberswanky, ultrasexxy postmaster that i love.

yeah, i think there might be something inherently sick about having fantasies about the post office and whatnot.