Dear Nestl?,
I?m writing you to express my concern. Recently, I purchased a bag of your candied confections known as Chewy Sprees. I was most excited to partake of this culinary treat. I loved Sprees as a child. They were most tasty and good. In fact, purple Sprees were my favorite of all the sugary type candy treats (not to be confused with a chocolatey type candy treat because, let?s not kid ourselves, nothing can quite beat an M&M or snickers or reeses peanut butter cup). Yes, I adored the purple Spree over all else. Given my druthers I?d have chosen the purple Spree over Grape Fun Dip, Tropical Punch Laffy Taffy and every kind of Skittle.
So you can imagine my excitement as I ripped into the bag of Chewy Sprees. I could hardly contain my excitement as I read your tagline, ?It?s a kick in the mouth!? ?Wahoo!? I thought to myself as I shook some Chew Sprees into my nearly sweating hand. I was quite disappointed that a purple Spree did not land in my hand on this first shake out. But I gave you the benefit of the doubt. I shook again. Nothing! I began to panic a bit and tore into the bag, dumping all 28 pieces onto the desktop.
Lo and behold, there wasn?t a single purple Spree in the bunch.
You can imagine my devastation. I picked up the bag in disbelief, hoping there was some mistake that maybe the purples ones were hiding in the way corner or something. There was nothing.
I took several deep breaths to calm myself. Then I turned over the bag, hoping maybe that I was mistaken and purple Sprees were not offered in the Chewy Spree variety. But there! There, right on the front of the package four delectable, tantalizing purple Chewy Sprees. Clearly this is false advertising. Or maybe you just harbor a deep-seated green Spree favoritism.
Well listen up nestle, I?m not buying it. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. It?s sad, really. I was hoping the Chewy Spree could work its way into my snack-food line up. But nope, it?s back the twizzlers for me.
However, if you someday decide to rectify the situation and include more purple Chewy Sprees into the lineup, let me know. I?d love to give you a second chance.
Sincerely,
Jodi Chromey
P.S. I?m totally digging the Nestl? Hungary, Nestl? Russia and FAQ portions of your website.
you’re goofy
chewy spree rock dude
You are clearly out of you mind. To think that you would take the time to write a company about candy that you think should tantalize your taste buds or someting, your nuts. Its called advertising, and I give credit to the one who thought up those catchy phrases. Sprees are good. Try another package.
Writing to companies is fun. I once wrote to Tom’s of Maine praising them for the cinnamon-y goodness of their Cinnamint toothpaste. I told them it was so delicious, I was going to spread it on toast. (I didn’t think it was important to tell them I don’t really eat toast.) They responded without a shred of humor. Feh.
By the way, have you tried spray candy? I’m pretty sure it comes in PURPLE!!!
you are so right, i could cry. in fact, i am crying. not really. but you’re still right. i mean purple is good and chewy is great, and both together is just marvelous. your doing gods work, dude.
I think this post is just advertisment for “Nestl?” all you people know each other I can prove it! Dont Buy Nestl? products! POison! PoIson! POIson!