immutable law of the jodiverse #17:
the number of cute boys who say hi to you at the grocery store will be in direct proportion to the grunginess of your appearance.
maybe men like women who don’t brush their hair before appearing at the grocery store on sunday mornings.
also, perhaps the key to diminishing the heiniousness of the grocery shopping experience is to get there before church lets out. i think i might like shopping with the sinners. i know i like it when burnsville’s peewee hockey team is there doing a fundraiser by bagging groceries. that rules muchly. of course what do a bunch of 10-year-old boys know about bagging groceries? absolutely nothing, but it doesn’t matter because they are so cute and enthusiastic you don’t even mind that you had to make two trips to haul all the bags into the apartment.