for weeks now i’ve been yammering on and on about the cute new r&d guy at work. for the first few weeks everyone was pretty sure this cute new r&d guy was a figment of my overactive imagination. but eventually he was spotted by the pop machine or in the hallways and people realized i wasn’t hallucinating.

today in our company meeting he was introduced as the new guy. his name is steve. he’s like 6’6″ and has dark hair and is quite dreamy. as he stood up and we all clapped and what not, i turned to ella and promojoe and said, “hey it’s the cute new r&d guy!”

promojoe said he was surprised i didn’t give him a standing O.

i am hoping that cute new r&d guy shows up to the aforementioned holiday party and i get to make eye contact and smile at him.

chances are he’s either married or involved. but until i know for sure you can bet your sweet ass there are all sorts of naughty office sex fantasies running through my head.