sister #4 lives at home with the parents. whenever we’re over there we use her laptop for whatever computerly tasks we might wish to embark on (like surfing for porn with our aunt and mom).

whitetrashaunt also lives with my parents. on alternating weekends she gets her kids. because whitetrashaunt (see surfing for porn link) and her kids like to do some questionable stuff ala the internet, sister #4 put a password on her laptop. so today she spammed the sister club with this:

From: sister #4
To: mom, sister #2, sister #1 [me] , sister #3
Subject: New Password
Sent: 7/26/01 9:07 AM
Importance: Normal

Hey all. Just wanted to let you know that Jerry knows my password on my laptop, so I changed it last night. So, the new Windows password is Chromey. Hopefully he won’t figure it out, I am sure he will. Regardless, I plan on changing it again and again, I will let all of you know. Take care.

sister #4

From: sister #3
To: sister #4
Cc: mom, sister #2, sister #1
Subject: Re: New Password
Sent: 7/26/01 9:09 AM
Importance: Normal

sister #4,

with passwords like that, you should work for the FBI or CIA. America would be a safer place.

ha! i thought it was funny.