there is always one

blargh. you know, i don’t get gobs and gobs of fan mail. i get enough to make my ego roughly the size of montana. so anyway, i get a enough positive reinforcement that one e-mail, from one stinky jerk shouldn’t get me down, right?


back in march (which is eons ago in internet time) i ranted about short men who make tall women feel icky. so joerg, the guy i was ranting about, sent me an e-mail tonight that bascially said, “i don’t care what you think, you suck.”

and i am wondering two things:
a.) why in the hell am i letting it bother me at all?
b.) if he doesn’t care what i think why is he bothering to tell me at all?

ok, i am done with that. no more bitching. i’ve already spent too much time and energy on the worm.

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  1. mickmars 01.Jun.01 at 8:44 am

    dude, his name is joerg? is he from norway? how do you even say joerg? is it like george? or yorg? jerge? is it just some wacky spelling you people use in your imaginary lake land? what is the deal, yo?

  2. jodi 01.Jun.01 at 9:32 am

    i dunno, he told me his name is joerg. i don’t make this stuff up.

    so what are you getting me for my birthday?

  3. mickmars 01.Jun.01 at 9:49 am

    i think you make this stuff up.

    birthday present: knuckle sammich.

  4. jodi 01.Jun.01 at 9:56 am

    but abe is giving me a knuckle sammich. i hardly need two of them.

  5. mickmars 01.Jun.01 at 10:42 am

    fine. i won’t get you anything!

  6. jodi 01.Jun.01 at 11:58 am

    why don’t you get me an autographed first edition of Infinite Jest?

  7. mickmars 01.Jun.01 at 12:34 pm

    brilliant idea! i have one of those sitting right here.

  8. jodi 01.Jun.01 at 2:05 pm

    you think i am swell? or mickmars? because mick pretty much stinks all the way to canada.

  9. mickmars 01.Jun.01 at 2:33 pm

    of course it is me who he thinks is swell. don’t be silly.

  10. jodi 01.Jun.01 at 2:43 pm

    somehow i suspect it’s me.

  11. Tyson 01.Jun.01 at 8:24 pm

    Puh-leeze. He was obviously indirectly telling me I am swell though he has no clue how I am. It’s the only logical explaination.

  12. David Grenier 01.Jun.01 at 8:53 pm

    Well, Shout At The Devil was one of the best records ever made, but aside from that Mick Mars can suck my ass. I mean, Dr. Feelgood? What the fuck was that shit?

    I think Jodi is swell, and she’ll like her present.

  13. paige 01.Jun.01 at 11:26 pm

    All this talk about “swell” is making me hungry!