happy hour

funny things said at happy hour tonight:
“it’s not like you are sitting hungover in your cube figuring out pi to the 14th place.”
“in college there was a bar that served nothing but blatz.”
“we used to drink point beer for 89 cents a mug during happy hour. it tasted like barbie dolls.”
“i don’t balance my checkbook very often, see?”
“oh my god, you’re not kidding.”
“no, i keep addresses there.”
“gee, i don’t know how much money i have, but i know mr. hanna lives in maryland.”
“my parents never took us on family vacations, i think they were ashamed of us.”
“so that was your 40 of old E i saw in the bathroom at work today?”
“dude, are you gonna yak?”
“how much do i owe?”
“$12.83.”
“how do you know?”
“i’ve got the mathematical skills of rainman, i just keep track of that stuff.”
“that’s why she doesn’t have to balance her checkbook.”

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3 Comments

  1. Skattie 31.May.01 at 9:41 pm

    Do you carry around a tape recorder or something? Or are you just one of those folks who remembers stuff other people say (and are hence very dangerous)?

  2. jodi 31.May.01 at 9:49 pm

    i am one of those people that remembers things everyone says. i think it’s from being a newspaper reporter for so many years.

  3. Monkey Jim 01.Jun.01 at 6:54 am

    those are funny as hell…

    tasted like barbie dolls…

    HAH!!