welcome to my dreamlife starring: tom cruise, m. doughty and leonardo dicaprio.

this is what happens when i sleep too much. i have funky dreams about strange people. yes, last night i dreamt that m. doughty (former lead singer of soul coughing) invited about a dozen people (including me) to a restaurant for dinner. once we got there and were seated we realized there was nobody working at the restaurant. doughty elected me to cook dinner for everyone. i was pissed off. raging mad. i stomp back into the kitchen to start cooking stuff and tom cruise makes some smart-assy comment as i walk past. i stopped, turned around, cuffed him on the back of the head and said “i never liked you anyway.”

in a seperate and totally unrealted dream, i was making out with leonardo dicaprio in a treehouse. the whole time we’re scrogging i kept thinking “he’s so skinny,” “he’s really skinny,” “he’s got a cute nose.”

at least there were no dreams about herve villechaize.