sometimes i really wish the company store would stop sending me catalogs. i am paging through the catalog trying to justify to myself spending $800 on a king-size down comforter and a flannel snowman comforter…
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miller high life in a can
oh lordy, i am tired. you’d be amazed how much miller high life in a can a man can drink on a monday night whilst bowling. i was shocked and amazed. he kept interrupting the…
i almost died
bee stings are not fun. being rushed to the hospital because you can’t breathe is even less fun. yesterday i was being a good samaritan (and trying to con my parents into buying me a…
i am super-responsible, adult-girl
ha! i am super-responsible, adult-girl– hear me roar. yes, it isn’t even 10 a.m. and i’ve gotten clyde all taken care of. i didn’t let the snooty auto-mechanic boys talk down to me either. i…
wrong number
so i got my first call on the cell phone. i was so excited, hearing that ringing in my $3.74 target wicker purse, i thought, “oh people! my people are calling.” it was for takima…
super-important hollywood agentgirl
so i got a cell phone today. actually i bought it yesterday, but i got it today. ups next day air is just no fun at all. i didn’t even get to track the package…