Posts tagged weirdo

in Misc. on 09.Nov.00 21.Oct.07 by Jodi Chromey

hrmph! this site is questioning

hrmph! this site is questioning my gender. damnit. . . i am a girl. this bites. it really, really does. whomever writes: “Time to call Dave P. I’ve done some research, and I’m still not…

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in Misc. on 09.Nov.00 21.Oct.07 by Jodi Chromey

so, i just get home

so, i just get home after a hard day’s work. well, i worked most of it then i had to help kari pick up the dresser she bought for the baby’s room. anyway, i am…

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in Misc. on 18.Oct.00 21.Oct.07 by Jodi Chromey

hi, i am cute tonight.

hi, i am cute tonight. really, i am cute. i got my eyebrows done. this involved lying on a table while a cute girl rubbed good smelling stuff into my bert-like eyebrows. the she spread…

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in Misc. on 07.Oct.00 21.Oct.07 by Jodi Chromey

psychic

i have seen the future and it involves naps.

in Misc. on 03.Oct.00 21.Oct.07 by Jodi Chromey

while i’m still cute

lunchtime conversation: her: “yeah, my passport expired awhile ago.” me: “i am so lame, i don’t even have a passport.” her: “when you are younger they expire like in a couple of years, but when…

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in Misc. on 27.Sep.00 21.Oct.07 by Jodi Chromey

i am a big fat liar

i am a big fat liar. yes, tonight i lied because it was so much easier than telling the truth. well, not easier but less humiliating. whilst scanning my groceries, the cublady said, “you must…

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