a few months ago i had a creepy dream about a creepy grocery store. tonight, i visited the grocery store from my dream. really. it gave me the shivers it was so creepy. see, they…
Posts tagged weirdo
admitting it is the first step
last night as i stumbled into the kitchen at 2:30 a.m. to get something to drink i realized i had a problem. as i stood in front of the refrigerator the glow reflecting off my…
the 100-pound tongue
i feel like the left side of my face is trying to melt off my skull. that’s some wicked weird shit, that novocaine. also, my tongue feels like it weighs roughly 100 pounds, and it’s…
mourning the end of pantslessness
i’m at the point during the annual clean-a-thon where i think it would just be easier to move than to clean this crap. how can one single woman have so much garbage? really? also it…
the rules of the dark
one of the westernerds was talking about how he was trying to make his 2-year-old son feel better about the dark. which reminded me of my own battles with being scared of the dark. first,…
letting myself off
i told myself when i got home from stink’s birthday party that when i got up today, i would be productive. i would tackle the mountain of laundry and the sinks full of dishes. i…