for reasons that remain a mystery to me i woke up this morning with a Barney song stuck in my head. it’s the apples and bananas song. the one that goes “i like to eat,…
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mmm, tastes a little irony
once upon a time there was a girl who decided to work at home so she could be there when a book by one of her most favorite authors was delivered by the UPS man….
from the department of no shit sherlock
i’ve been sitting here for the past few hours, working on a new web site for a friend of mine (it shall remain a secret until the the site is live and the friend wants…
four more days four more days four more days until christmas break
i’m a little excited by the upcoming christmas break. i get to take an entire ELEVEN DAYS IN A ROW off from Hell, Inc. ELEVEN! it’s going to give me some kinda good practice for…
checking the list twice
i’ve just finished addressing and licking and whatnotting my christmas cards. monday i will venture forth into the post office and buy some more stamps. you should probably pray that i make it out alive,…
woman cannot survive on toast alone
since i finished Maile Meloy’s Half in Love, had eaten nothing but toast and peanut butter for two days, and played enough Bejeweled 2 to leave me in a coma, the time had come. i…