• it’s all about the love

    here’s an excerpt from an argument i had with manfred (who is austrian and i just love to chat with because of his accent) on valentine’s day: “i just don’t like valentine’s day. it’s so commercial,” he said. “but you can say that about most every holiday,” i said. “not…

  • early bird

    well, if you want to get a head start on winning my heart for valentine’s day. you can order me Early Bird Rose Special-$29.99, i won’t mind that they are delivered a day early.

  • mystery man

    would the person or people who sent me the giant panda bear valentine par avion kindly step forward? i have a few suspects but i can’t make accusation without all the facts. so ‘fess up, ok?