“If you were a pill, I’d take a handful at my will and knock you back with something sweet and strong” Lately, The Vodo has been begging me for Replacements’ bootlegs and Westerberg rarities. He…
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A day built out of love
These are the sweet Valentine’s I got from Messenger Bird Press. These letterpress cards are thick and sexy as hell. I meant to send to one to every person I love (or one of the…
I’d knock you back with something sweet and strong
Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday of all time aside from my birthday which the US Government and Hallmark refuse to acknowledge as a national holiday. I refuse to argue about Valentine’s Day anymore. I…
my lucky day
not only do i find a mystery valentine that was mailed to work, but shannon comes over and gives me a big, fat mocha from caribou, for FREE. somebody upstairs loves me.
kind of sort of
hahaha, darling one(s). would the mystery valentine sender please stand up? i tossed the envelope in the shredder because i thought it was just a card from some vendor. so now i haven’t the foggiest…
when fetishes collide
yesterday i was whining about going to the Super Target down the street and not finding anything to buy. see, i had a mission, i wanted to buy stuff, specifically a big pack of valentines….
what’s a few months between friends?
when i realized that today was the 13th of April, i freaked out. somehow i had decided it was like the 5th or something– don’t ask. so i began a frantic search for my car…
pink perfection
with valentine’s day just around the corner, i know you’re in a panic on how to show your affection for the internet’s sweethear (that’d be me damnit). well, wonder no more! you can send me…
it’s all about the love
here’s an excerpt from an argument i had with manfred (who is austrian and i just love to chat with because of his accent) on valentine’s day: “i just don’t like valentine’s day. it’s so…
early bird
well, if you want to get a head start on winning my heart for valentine’s day. you can order me Early Bird Rose Special-$29.99, i won’t mind that they are delivered a day early.